• Me: *doesnt lick fingertips for the entire bag of chips so I get a build up of chip powder on the fingertips and then licks them when I finish the bag of chips as a final treat*

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via hallyburger)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via date)