iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

eyes

Can eye Len you some jokes?

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying, via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

(via rhosgobelrabbit)